If you thought Tipper Gore was bad at interpreting music, wait till you get a load of William Tapley
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “Gangnam Style?” That goofy video by the guy named Psy where he does The Pony? The video that once you hear it, you can’t get it out of your head for days and has been seen almost a billion times online? … And the Antichrist? Yes, that’s exactly correct. If you’re William Tapley.
William Tapley is, according to William Tapley, “**the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and the “Co Prophet of the End Times.” He wrote a song for Mitt Romney entitled “Take the ‘R’ Train” ,and stood in front of a green screen with train tracks behind him as he sang and played an electric piano. At one point during the video, a train actually comes screaming down the tracks and for a brief moment, I thought…well, never mind, but it was very strange.
It turns out that Mr. Tapley thinks of himself as a bit of a Biblical scholar, if by Biblical scholar you mean a man who is obviously obsessed with gay male sex and the devil. Mr. Tapley has a You Tube channel where he and his 10,000 or so subscribers muse about the end of the world, the Apocalypse (of which he is the Third Eagle) and the Book of Revelation. And now we can add “Gangnam Style” to the list of things William Tapley reads WAY too much into.
The video “Sexuality of the Antichrist in ‘Gangnam Style‘” is the third in a series (oh please someone make it stop) about “Gangnam Style” and its obvious references to Satan, homosexuality, transvestites, the end of the world, Oppenheimer and the atom bomb, beach towels that spell out the mark of the beast and pedophilia. No, I’m not kidding.
In the first video of the series, “The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style,” Mr. Tapley points out that President Obama is a
leper leopard and the Beast (either Ted Nugent or the Antichrist) always follows the leopard. He mentions that God has told us who Barack Obama is over the past few years using sporting events to get the message across, but this time, God has chosen some South Korean dude named Psy to show us how…I give up.
Look, William? Bill? Willie? Let me help you. Finding all these references in “Gangnam Style” must have taken months. I can make this so much easier. I found a few videos that are blatantly referencing Satan, devil worship, debauchery, gayness and all that stuff for you to watch. As often as you want. Here:
*”Beast and the Harlot” by Avenged Sevenfold. Eagle Man, this is a no brainer. Devil hooks up with stripper chick, there’s a little boy who wants to watch a nudie show and everyone loses their soul by drinking something that looks like sewage. Awesome guitar riffs.
*”God Is Dead” by Black Sabbath. Ozzy Osbourne, he who bit the heads off birds in his heyday, sings mournfully as he wonders if God is dead. Remember-many people just like you believe Black Sabbath worships Satan. They don’t but don’t let that stop you!
*”Closer” by Nine Inch Nails. I personally love this song and the video, but I am pretty sure you will have a negative response to the naked woman, the ball gag, the sexual overtones and the pig’s head… Maybe not the ball gag.
*”Chow Down (at Chick-Fil-A)” by William Belli, Detox and Vicki Vox. Gorgeous drag queens, bemoaning their love of Chick-Fil-A food while Dan Cathy bemoans the fact that drag queens exist. You may not survive this one.
*”Disclosure” by Wrong Direction. Stunning gay, male underwear models frolicking in a pool, singing about what a disaster your favorite candidate, Mitt Romney was. Two of the models, Colby and Brandon just got engaged. To each other!
So, one video definitely about the Antichrist, one sort of because you and your ilk think Black Sabbath is a band of devil worshipers, one song not really about Satan at all but super weird and kinky with the line, “You bring me closer to God” while Trent Reznor screams at that pig’s head and two videos with pretty gay people.
If you need anything else, Mr. Tapley, you can reach me here at Quiet Mike, or perhaps a better idea would be to contact your local mental health facility. Because, and I mean this as kindly as possible, spending time looking for references to the Antichrist in “Gangnam Style” is just flat out nuttier than squirrel poop.
**The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse came to William Tapley when he asked God who the eagle was in Revelation 8:13. God told Tapley he was. Therefore, William Tapley is The Eagle. You’re welcome.